Applebloom
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« on: May 29, 2011, 04:03:59 pm » |
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THIS IS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN A MY LITTLE PONY GUILD I logged in normally and then I started to have a conversations that started to get really.... Weird.
[16:01:03][G] [Applebloom]: Not too much! I'm just a little filly! [16:01:12][G] [Applebloom]: Take me slowly. [16:01:18][G] [Priestroku]: .. [16:01:22][G] [Berryclever]: ok! nice and slow [16:01:37][G] [Applebloom]: Yes! Just like that! Ohh yeahhhh [16:02:17][G] [Applebloom]: (THIS IS SO WRONG) [16:02:23][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:02:53][G] [Berryclever]: im a druid nothing is wrong [16:03:21][G] [Applebloom]: Damn honey! You sho is aint picky! [16:03:46][G] [Berryclever]: You know it! [16:04:24][G] [Applebloom]: Show me what it means to be a mare. [16:05:33][G] [Berryclever]: illl show you in so many ways (changes to bear form) [16:05:49][G] [Applebloom]: MAKE ME YOUR MARE. [16:06:17][G] [Berryclever]: Grrrrrr You know you want it! [16:06:28][G] [Applebloom]: Imagine just how akward this is for roku XD [16:06:34][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:07:11][G] [Berryclever]: hes a preist he likes it! [16:07:30][G] [Applebloom]: I bet he wants to join it [16:07:59][G] [Berryclever]: of course he does its so sexy! [16:08:20][G] [Applebloom]: Forgive me father for i have sinned [16:08:22][G] [Applebloom]: A lot [16:08:37][G] [Berryclever]: me to ;) [16:09:20][G] [Applebloom]: Confess to me. [16:09:53][G] [Berryclever]: Father i had sex with a filly and it was awesome! [16:10:19][G] [Applebloom]: LOL YOU WERENT SUPPOSE TOBE SO BLANTANT [16:10:33][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:10:52][G] [Berryclever]: its how i roll baby [16:11:16][G] [Applebloom]: This is what we talk about in a My little pony guild. [16:11:25][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:11:54][G] [Applebloom]: ...Lets talk about something a bit less weird XD [16:12:14][G] [Applebloom]: Do you read ship fics? [16:12:26][G] [Berryclever]: I love your main! [16:12:37][G] [Applebloom]: Huh? [16:12:52][G] [Berryclever]: its so red [16:13:00][G] [Applebloom]: OH! [16:13:12][G] [Applebloom]: Can ya keep a secret? [16:13:23][G] [Berryclever]: of course! [16:13:37][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh actually put a lotta work into keeping this red. [16:14:09][G] [Applebloom]: At night. I would shave big machintosh while he's sleeping then ahh would glue his coat on mah mane [16:14:22][G] [Berryclever]: i would have never thought you worked on it at all [16:14:58][G] [Berryclever]: so has mac ever noticed? [16:15:29][G] [Applebloom]: Noap. Apprently. He pays less attention to himself then ah thought [16:16:14][G] [Berryclever]: so we could make him bald and he wouldnt notice? [16:18:09][G] [Applebloom]: Naw, he would notice. I usallu shave the area around his 5th leg. Sometimes, He laughs in his sleep while ahh do it [16:18:48][G] [Berryclever]: thats always fun [16:19:01][G] [Applebloom]: Which reminds me. How come some ponies have a 5th leg and some don't? [16:19:27][G] [Berryclever]: thats because ther freaks [16:19:39][G] [Applebloom]: Do you have a 5th lef? [16:20:06][G] [Berryclever]: of course not! [16:20:49][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh don't believe you [16:21:15][G] [Berryclever]: well im... [16:21:33][G] [Berryclever]: you know just ask the father [16:21:44][G] [Applebloom]: Who's the father? [16:21:59][G] [Berryclever]: the priest [16:22:11][G] [Applebloom]: THE PRIEST HAS A 5TH LEG? [16:22:18][G] [Berryclever]: yes [16:22:34][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh don't believe it. [16:22:36][G] [Berryclever]: its uhhhh... [16:22:41][G] [Applebloom]: Imma believe it when i see it [16:22:53][G] [Berryclever]: no dont do that! [16:23:02][G] [Applebloom]: Well why not? [16:23:13][G] [Berryclever]: hes very sensitive about it [16:23:53][Priestroku] has earned the achievement [Blackrock Caverns]! [16:23:53][Priestroku] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Blackrock Caverns]! [16:23:54][G] [Applebloom]: Why? Big mac had no problem showing it to Miss Cheerilee! [16:24:03][G] [Applebloom]: Congratulations! [16:24:09][G] [Berryclever]: gratz [16:24:17][G] [Priestroku]: ty [16:24:19][G] [Berryclever]: well thats.... [16:24:23][G] [Berryclever]: just... [16:24:29][G] [Berryclever]: umm.... [16:24:54][G] [Priestroku]: ty [16:25:28][G] [Applebloom]: Well what? [16:25:37][G] [Berryclever]: yah... [16:26:02][G] [Applebloom]: You're keeping a secret from me aint cha? [16:26:28][G] [Berryclever]: no just ill tell you when your older [16:26:41][G] [Applebloom]: I'M YOUR MARE. AINT AHH OLD ENOUGH [16:27:03][G] [Berryclever]: damn.... [16:27:14][G] [Applebloom]: WHATS THE SECRET [16:27:55][G] [Berryclever]: well you see when a daddy and mommy love each other very much... [16:28:10][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh'm listening [16:28:31][G] [Berryclever]: they decide to well.. [16:29:08][G] [Applebloom]: Get cha face slapped by the 5th leg? [16:29:24][G] [Berryclever]: wow this is hard to do! [16:29:49][G] [Applebloom]: Naw it aint!!!! Just spit it out! [16:30:12][G] [Berryclever]: FATHER TAKE OVER! [16:30:35][G] [Applebloom]: Nuh uhh! You aint running away from me! [16:31:01][G] [Applebloom]: Why did big mac slap Miss Cheerilee with his 5th leg! [16:31:02][G] [Berryclever]: well /sigh [16:31:04][G] [Applebloom]: Tell me! [16:31:16]Priestroku has gone offline. [16:31:26][G] [Applebloom]: Lol we scared roku away XD [16:31:31][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:31:53][Spitfiyre][Reddelicious] has come online. [16:31:58][G] [Berryclever]: he liked it [16:32:13][G] [Applebloom]: But what about Miss Cheerlee??? [16:32:24][G] [Applebloom]: I don't think she likes being slapped like that! [16:32:35][G] [Berryclever]: she was a bad girl [16:33:36][G] [Berryclever]: very bad... [16:33:50][G] [Applebloom]: ... What do you mean? [16:34:05][G] [Berryclever]: it was punishment [16:34:26][G] [Applebloom]: She was the one being slapped! Shes the victim! What could she deserve that for? [16:34:42][G] [Berryclever]: not sucking it [16:35:08][G] [Applebloom]: But why!?! [16:35:28][G] [Berryclever]: because... [16:36:08][G] [Applebloom]: ...Well? [16:36:22][G] [Applebloom]: Oh... [16:36:27][G] [Applebloom]: I think I get it... [16:36:43][G] [Applebloom]: It was assult! Big mac tried to kill her! [16:36:49][G] [Applebloom]: OH my oh my oh my! [16:36:52][G] [Berryclever]: ill give you some candy if you pretend this never happend [16:36:52][G] [Applebloom]: MAh brother! [16:36:54][G] [Applebloom]: A killer! [16:37:42][G] [Applebloom]: No candy can fix this! Ahh need to see him! Ahh need to call the cops on him! [16:37:52][G] [Berryclever]: no! [16:37:56][G] [Applebloom]: No wait, The cops probabbly won't be strong enough.... [16:38:04][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh need to call APPLEJACK [16:38:11][G] [Berryclever]: NO! [16:38:19][G] [Applebloom]: Well why not? [16:38:37][G] [Berryclever]: because she wanted it in her face [16:39:32][G] [Applebloom]: .... [16:39:35][G] [Applebloom]: Whatcha sayin [16:39:40][G] [Berryclever]: and shes not died [16:40:01][G] [Berryclever]: she likes it [16:40:54][G] [Applebloom]: Well ah saw it! Big mac tried to drown her too! Ahh saw Miss Cheerilee spitting out white paint! Big mac was drowning her in paint! Who does that! [16:41:27][G] [Berryclever]: thats what comes out of his ****! [16:41:45][G] [Applebloom]: ....Yousaywhatnow [16:42:07][G] [Berryclever]: the 5th leg is called a **** [16:42:17][G] [Applebloom]: Why [16:42:39][G] [Berryclever]: because um.. [16:42:59][Spitfiyre] has earned the achievement [250 Quests Completed]! [16:43:05][G] [Applebloom]: Congratulations! [16:43:08][G] [Spitfiyre][Reddelicious]: ty [16:43:10][G] [Berryclever]: gratz [16:43:59][G] [Applebloom]: CAUSE WHY. STOP HIDIN FROM ME [16:44:20][G] [Berryclever]: its youd to make babys! [16:44:31][G] [Applebloom]: you say what now [16:45:53][G] [Berryclever]: well you stick it in a mares vag and cum comes out and a filly will come out [16:46:06][G] [Applebloom]: But why her face [16:46:22][G] [Berryclever]: because it feels good [16:46:37][G] [Applebloom]: ...Does everypony do it? [16:46:48][G] [Berryclever]: yes [16:47:12][G] [Applebloom]: ...Really? [16:47:35][G] [Berryclever]: well allmost everypony [16:47:46][G] [Applebloom]: What cho mean [16:48:23][G] [Berryclever]: some just dont do it [16:48:57][G] [Applebloom]: Because its hurts don't it? [16:49:06][G] [Applebloom]: Thats why she was yelling! [16:49:17][G] [Berryclever]: no ther virgins [16:49:17][G] [Applebloom]: It makes sense now! [16:49:36][G] [Applebloom]: Virgin? Applejack told me that was a kind of flower [16:50:02][G] [Berryclever]: ****! [16:50:25][G] [Applebloom]: What? [16:50:33][G] [Berryclever]: well [16:50:38]Spitfiyre has gone offline. [16:50:59][G] [Berryclever]: a virgin is somepony that never did it [16:51:30][G] [Applebloom]: Looks like we scared reddlicous off too XD [16:51:39][G] [Applebloom]: DID WHAT? [16:51:43][G] [Berryclever]: lol [16:52:02][G] [Berryclever]: SEX! [16:53:05][G] [Applebloom]: Huh!?! AJ told me that hows people get jurt! [16:54:02][G] [Berryclever]: no she just wants you to be olded to talk to you about it! [16:54:20][G] [Applebloom]: NO! YOU MEAN SHE LIED TO ME [16:54:33][G] [Applebloom]: OH noooo! Everpony I know lied to me! [16:54:35][G] [Berryclever]: shure lets go with that [16:54:36][G] [Applebloom]: But why! [16:54:44][G] [Applebloom]: What else has they lied to be about! [16:55:25][G] [Applebloom]: Is it really her pigmentation thats made granny smith green? [16:55:40][G] [Applebloom]: Is big mac really red or is he just blushin all the time? [16:55:57][G] [Berryclever]: damn.... [16:56:00][G] [Applebloom]: What REALLY in those apple pies? [16:56:06][G] [Applebloom]: *gasp* [16:56:18][G] [Applebloom]: DOES APPLEJACK HAVE A 5TH LEG? [16:56:25][G] [Berryclever]: no [16:56:36][G] [Applebloom]: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU [16:56:45][G] [Applebloom]: I HAVE YO CHECK FOR MYSELF [16:57:05][G] [Berryclever]: she has a fake one she uses with rainbow dash [16:57:11][G] [Applebloom]: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS TRUTHSEEKERS. GO> [16:57:15][G] [Applebloom]: Wait. What [16:57:36][G] [Berryclever]: yes her and rainbow have sex [16:57:52][G] [Applebloom]: Rainbow Dash has a 5th leg? [16:58:03][G] [Berryclever]: a fake one [16:58:17][G] [Applebloom]: Why?
At this part. I logged off and everything after this was lost =(
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Braeburn
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 06:03:39 pm » |
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Suddenly, having a frozen account isn't all that bad.
You people have issues.
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Applebloom
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2011, 09:23:40 pm » |
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Oh yeah. I'm not gonna deny it. We got things happening. But ****. It was fun as hell.
Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us? I get the feeling that you dislike us. Do you? =(
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Applebloom
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2011, 09:25:14 pm » |
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Ooooooh boy. Just wait until lana sees this =0
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Braeburn
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 09:32:01 pm » |
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Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us? Oh, but I did. It just wasn't here.
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Applebloom
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2011, 09:35:18 pm » |
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Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us? Oh, but I did. It just wasn't here. Oh I see. Do you plan to get back with us anytime soon? =)
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