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Applebloom
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« on: May 29, 2011, 04:03:59 pm »

THIS IS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT IN A MY LITTLE PONY GUILD
I logged in normally and then I started to have a conversations that started to get really.... Weird.

[16:01:03][G] [Applebloom]: Not too much! I'm just a little filly!
[16:01:12][G] [Applebloom]: Take me slowly.
[16:01:18][G] [Priestroku]: ..
[16:01:22][G] [Berryclever]: ok! nice and slow
[16:01:37][G] [Applebloom]: Yes! Just like that! Ohh yeahhhh
[16:02:17][G] [Applebloom]: (THIS IS SO WRONG)
[16:02:23][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:02:53][G] [Berryclever]: im a druid nothing is wrong
[16:03:21][G] [Applebloom]: Damn honey! You sho is aint picky!
[16:03:46][G] [Berryclever]: You know it!
[16:04:24][G] [Applebloom]: Show me what it means to be a mare.
[16:05:33][G] [Berryclever]: illl show you in so many ways (changes to bear form)
[16:05:49][G] [Applebloom]: MAKE ME YOUR MARE.
[16:06:17][G] [Berryclever]: Grrrrrr You know you want it!
[16:06:28][G] [Applebloom]: Imagine just how akward this is for roku XD
[16:06:34][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:07:11][G] [Berryclever]: hes a preist he likes it!
[16:07:30][G] [Applebloom]: I bet he wants to join it
[16:07:59][G] [Berryclever]: of course he does its so sexy!
[16:08:20][G] [Applebloom]: Forgive me father for i have sinned
[16:08:22][G] [Applebloom]: A lot
[16:08:37][G] [Berryclever]: me to ;)
[16:09:20][G] [Applebloom]: Confess to me.
[16:09:53][G] [Berryclever]: Father i had sex with a filly and it was awesome!
[16:10:19][G] [Applebloom]: LOL YOU WERENT SUPPOSE TOBE SO BLANTANT
[16:10:33][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:10:52][G] [Berryclever]: its how i roll baby
[16:11:16][G] [Applebloom]: This is what we talk about in a My little pony guild.
[16:11:25][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:11:54][G] [Applebloom]: ...Lets talk about something a bit less weird XD
[16:12:14][G] [Applebloom]: Do you read ship fics?
[16:12:26][G] [Berryclever]: I love your main!
[16:12:37][G] [Applebloom]: Huh?
[16:12:52][G] [Berryclever]: its so red
[16:13:00][G] [Applebloom]: OH!
[16:13:12][G] [Applebloom]: Can ya keep a secret?
[16:13:23][G] [Berryclever]: of course!
[16:13:37][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh actually put a lotta work into keeping this red.
[16:14:09][G] [Applebloom]: At night. I would shave big machintosh while he's sleeping then ahh would glue his coat on mah mane
[16:14:22][G] [Berryclever]: i would have never thought you worked on it at all
[16:14:58][G] [Berryclever]: so has mac ever noticed?
[16:15:29][G] [Applebloom]: Noap. Apprently. He pays less attention to himself then ah thought
[16:16:14][G] [Berryclever]: so we could make him bald and he wouldnt notice?
[16:18:09][G] [Applebloom]: Naw, he would notice. I usallu shave the area around his 5th leg. Sometimes, He laughs in his sleep while ahh do it
[16:18:48][G] [Berryclever]: thats always fun
[16:19:01][G] [Applebloom]: Which reminds me. How come some ponies have a 5th leg and some don't?
[16:19:27][G] [Berryclever]: thats because ther freaks
[16:19:39][G] [Applebloom]: Do you have a 5th lef?
[16:20:06][G] [Berryclever]: of course not!
[16:20:49][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh don't believe you
[16:21:15][G] [Berryclever]: well im...
[16:21:33][G] [Berryclever]: you know just ask the father
[16:21:44][G] [Applebloom]: Who's the father?
[16:21:59][G] [Berryclever]: the priest
[16:22:11][G] [Applebloom]: THE PRIEST HAS A 5TH LEG?
[16:22:18][G] [Berryclever]: yes
[16:22:34][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh don't believe it.
[16:22:36][G] [Berryclever]: its uhhhh...
[16:22:41][G] [Applebloom]: Imma believe it when i see it
[16:22:53][G] [Berryclever]: no dont do that!
[16:23:02][G] [Applebloom]: Well why not?
[16:23:13][G] [Berryclever]: hes very sensitive about it
[16:23:53][Priestroku] has earned the achievement [Blackrock Caverns]!
[16:23:53][Priestroku] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Blackrock Caverns]!
[16:23:54][G] [Applebloom]: Why? Big mac had no problem showing it to Miss Cheerilee!
[16:24:03][G] [Applebloom]: Congratulations!
[16:24:09][G] [Berryclever]: gratz
[16:24:17][G] [Priestroku]: ty
[16:24:19][G] [Berryclever]: well thats....
[16:24:23][G] [Berryclever]: just...
[16:24:29][G] [Berryclever]: umm....
[16:24:54][G] [Priestroku]: ty
[16:25:28][G] [Applebloom]: Well what?
[16:25:37][G] [Berryclever]: yah...
[16:26:02][G] [Applebloom]: You're keeping a secret from me aint cha?
[16:26:28][G] [Berryclever]: no just ill tell you when your older
[16:26:41][G] [Applebloom]: I'M YOUR MARE. AINT AHH OLD ENOUGH
[16:27:03][G] [Berryclever]: damn....
[16:27:14][G] [Applebloom]: WHATS THE SECRET
[16:27:55][G] [Berryclever]: well you see when a daddy and mommy love each other very much...
[16:28:10][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh'm listening
[16:28:31][G] [Berryclever]: they decide to well..
[16:29:08][G] [Applebloom]: Get cha face slapped by the 5th leg?
[16:29:24][G] [Berryclever]: wow this is hard to do!
[16:29:49][G] [Applebloom]: Naw it aint!!!! Just spit it out!
[16:30:12][G] [Berryclever]: FATHER TAKE OVER!
[16:30:35][G] [Applebloom]: Nuh uhh! You aint running away from me!
[16:31:01][G] [Applebloom]: Why did big mac slap Miss Cheerilee with his 5th leg!
[16:31:02][G] [Berryclever]: well /sigh
[16:31:04][G] [Applebloom]: Tell me!
[16:31:16]Priestroku has gone offline.
[16:31:26][G] [Applebloom]: Lol we scared roku away XD
[16:31:31][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:31:53][Spitfiyre][Reddelicious] has come online.
[16:31:58][G] [Berryclever]: he liked it
[16:32:13][G] [Applebloom]: But what about Miss Cheerlee???
[16:32:24][G] [Applebloom]: I don't think she likes being slapped like that!
[16:32:35][G] [Berryclever]: she was a bad girl
[16:33:36][G] [Berryclever]: very bad...
[16:33:50][G] [Applebloom]: ... What do you mean?
[16:34:05][G] [Berryclever]: it was punishment
[16:34:26][G] [Applebloom]: She was the one being slapped! Shes the victim! What could she deserve that for?
[16:34:42][G] [Berryclever]: not sucking it
[16:35:08][G] [Applebloom]: But why!?!
[16:35:28][G] [Berryclever]: because...
[16:36:08][G] [Applebloom]: ...Well?
[16:36:22][G] [Applebloom]: Oh...
[16:36:27][G] [Applebloom]: I think I get it...
[16:36:43][G] [Applebloom]: It was assult! Big mac tried to kill her!
[16:36:49][G] [Applebloom]: OH my oh my oh my!
[16:36:52][G] [Berryclever]: ill give you some candy if you pretend this never happend
[16:36:52][G] [Applebloom]: MAh brother!
[16:36:54][G] [Applebloom]: A killer!
[16:37:42][G] [Applebloom]: No candy can fix this! Ahh need to see him! Ahh need to call the cops on him!
[16:37:52][G] [Berryclever]: no!
[16:37:56][G] [Applebloom]: No wait, The cops probabbly won't be strong enough....
[16:38:04][G] [Applebloom]: Ahh need to call APPLEJACK
[16:38:11][G] [Berryclever]: NO!
[16:38:19][G] [Applebloom]: Well why not?
[16:38:37][G] [Berryclever]: because she wanted it in her face
[16:39:32][G] [Applebloom]: ....
[16:39:35][G] [Applebloom]: Whatcha sayin
[16:39:40][G] [Berryclever]: and shes not died
[16:40:01][G] [Berryclever]: she likes it
[16:40:54][G] [Applebloom]: Well ah saw it! Big mac tried to drown her too! Ahh saw Miss Cheerilee spitting out white paint! Big mac was drowning her in paint! Who does that!
[16:41:27][G] [Berryclever]: thats what comes out of his ****!
[16:41:45][G] [Applebloom]: ....Yousaywhatnow
[16:42:07][G] [Berryclever]: the 5th leg is called a ****
[16:42:17][G] [Applebloom]: Why
[16:42:39][G] [Berryclever]: because um..
[16:42:59][Spitfiyre] has earned the achievement [250 Quests Completed]!
[16:43:05][G] [Applebloom]: Congratulations!
[16:43:08][G] [Spitfiyre][Reddelicious]: ty
[16:43:10][G] [Berryclever]: gratz
[16:43:59][G] [Applebloom]: CAUSE WHY. STOP HIDIN FROM ME
[16:44:20][G] [Berryclever]: its youd to make babys!
[16:44:31][G] [Applebloom]: you say what now
[16:45:53][G] [Berryclever]: well you stick it in a mares vag and cum comes out and a filly will come out
[16:46:06][G] [Applebloom]: But why her face
[16:46:22][G] [Berryclever]: because it feels good
[16:46:37][G] [Applebloom]: ...Does everypony do it?
[16:46:48][G] [Berryclever]: yes
[16:47:12][G] [Applebloom]: ...Really?
[16:47:35][G] [Berryclever]: well allmost everypony
[16:47:46][G] [Applebloom]: What cho mean
[16:48:23][G] [Berryclever]: some just dont do it
[16:48:57][G] [Applebloom]: Because its hurts don't it?
[16:49:06][G] [Applebloom]: Thats why she was yelling!
[16:49:17][G] [Berryclever]: no ther virgins
[16:49:17][G] [Applebloom]: It makes sense now!
[16:49:36][G] [Applebloom]: Virgin? Applejack told me that was a kind of flower
[16:50:02][G] [Berryclever]: ****!
[16:50:25][G] [Applebloom]: What?
[16:50:33][G] [Berryclever]: well
[16:50:38]Spitfiyre has gone offline.
[16:50:59][G] [Berryclever]: a virgin is somepony that never did it
[16:51:30][G] [Applebloom]: Looks like we scared reddlicous off too XD
[16:51:39][G] [Applebloom]: DID WHAT?
[16:51:43][G] [Berryclever]: lol
[16:52:02][G] [Berryclever]: SEX!
[16:53:05][G] [Applebloom]: Huh!?! AJ told me that hows people get jurt!
[16:54:02][G] [Berryclever]: no she just wants you to be olded to talk to you about it!
[16:54:20][G] [Applebloom]: NO! YOU MEAN SHE LIED TO ME
[16:54:33][G] [Applebloom]: OH noooo! Everpony I know lied to me!
[16:54:35][G] [Berryclever]: shure lets go with that
[16:54:36][G] [Applebloom]: But why!
[16:54:44][G] [Applebloom]: What else has they lied to be about!
[16:55:25][G] [Applebloom]: Is it really her pigmentation thats made granny smith green?
[16:55:40][G] [Applebloom]: Is big mac really red or is he just blushin all the time?
[16:55:57][G] [Berryclever]: damn....
[16:56:00][G] [Applebloom]: What REALLY in those apple pies?
[16:56:06][G] [Applebloom]: *gasp*
[16:56:18][G] [Applebloom]: DOES APPLEJACK HAVE A 5TH LEG?
[16:56:25][G] [Berryclever]: no
[16:56:36][G] [Applebloom]: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
[16:56:45][G] [Applebloom]: I HAVE YO CHECK FOR MYSELF
[16:57:05][G] [Berryclever]: she has a fake one she uses with rainbow dash
[16:57:11][G] [Applebloom]: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS TRUTHSEEKERS. GO>
[16:57:15][G] [Applebloom]: Wait. What
[16:57:36][G] [Berryclever]: yes her and rainbow have sex
[16:57:52][G] [Applebloom]: Rainbow Dash has a 5th leg?
[16:58:03][G] [Berryclever]: a fake one
[16:58:17][G] [Applebloom]: Why?

At this part. I logged off and everything after this was lost =(
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 05:40:34 pm »

I LOVED DOING THAT!
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2011, 05:49:32 pm »

Oh baby.

Wanna do it again?
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2011, 06:03:39 pm »

Suddenly, having a frozen account isn't all that bad.

You people have issues.
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2011, 06:20:22 pm »

OH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2011, 09:23:40 pm »

Oh yeah. I'm not gonna deny it. We got things happening. But ****. It was fun as hell.

Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us?
I get the feeling that you dislike us. Do you? =(
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2011, 09:25:14 pm »

Ooooooh boy. Just wait until lana sees this =0
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 09:32:01 pm »

Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us?
Oh, but I did.
It just wasn't here.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2011, 09:35:18 pm »

Wait. You had a frozen account and you didn't even tell us?
Oh, but I did.
It just wasn't here.

Oh I see.
Do you plan to get back with us anytime soon? =)
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