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Here's a lesson in anatomy for you guys

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« on: May 13, 2011, 10:31:12 pm »



This little guild here reveals certain things about ponies.

First off. Ponies are about 3 feet tall.
Celestia is about 10 feet tall from hoof to horn, which is in no ways scary.
Lyra can walk on clouds
And finally.
Ponies are at perfect BJ height. Yes, you can get blown by a pony.

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 10:35:30 pm »

What have I just done.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 11:54:31 pm »

Applebloom, why in Celestia's name would a filly even know this stuff?

It's probably not a good thing that I find Lyra peeking from behind Celestia's wing creepier than that last part, though.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 09:29:46 am »

Cuz Braeburn! Ahh was playing with Spike at Twilight's house and ahh found it in one of Twilight's books! It was under her bed and it has some real interesting things in it! Like how ta 'ceeduce and ceedate' or something like that.
When ahh asked Spike about it. He said he ain't never seen this book before! hen the most strangest thing happened! A really big pink monkey thing fell out of her closet and started yelling at us! "OH GOD RUN BEFORE SHE FINDS YOU!" or something like that. Then Twilight came in and started yelling at us, telling us to get out! Me and Spike was so scared that we just ran as fast as we could. Twilight locked her doors and we just stood out there trying to hear what as going on!

Then we heard a really loud AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then a Ooooooh.

Cuz! I think Twilight might be an animal eater! What are we gonna do!?!
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 10:01:15 am »


Cuz! I think Twilight might be an animal eater! What are we gonna do!?!
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Twilight doesn't eat ani...



...whaaaaa?


lol :D
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 10:56:37 am »


Cuz! I think Twilight might be an animal eater! What are we gonna do!?!
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Twilight doesn't eat ani...



...whaaaaa?


lol :D

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 01:27:24 pm »


Cuz! I think Twilight might be an animal eater! What are we gonna do!?!
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DETECTIVES GO!



Twilight doesn't eat ani...

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...whaaaaa?


lol :D


Nightmares forever.
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 01:38:26 pm »


Cuz! I think Twilight might be an animal eater! What are we gonna do!?!
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DETECTIVES GO!



Twilight doesn't eat ani...


...whaaaaa?


lol :D

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